Just for the record, we thought we'd get a few things out in the open. So let's just say this once and for all. Paige and David met via Internet personals. There. Now we've said it. No turning back now. It was the magic of thejewishpeople.org, and we're actually rather proud of how things turned out.

So we've included our first messages to each other, just because we thought you might be interested. David has actually saved a whole archive of all of our messages to one another on a CD ROM, which is buried somewhere in the apartment. We plan to tie it up with a ribbon and put it in the attic for our grandchildren.

Also, we have been watching every movie we can get our hands on with the word "wedding" in the title. We've also seen a bunch with the word "bride" in the title. As a public service, we now share our opinions of these fine contributions to American cinema with all of you.

No need to thank us.